Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Keep Calm and Carry On




I have been avoiding writing about this.  After publishing this, I will either eat these words, or they will be just one more marker about how pathetic the whole affair is.  Naturally, I hope that it will be the latter.  Like I was saying, as anyone who has been watching the news can see, our neighbor to the north has been saying and doing some rather loud and obnoxious things.  I know that many of you back home are wondering how we are doing and I have spoken to many of you already.  However, I think it high time that I post something publicly, given the latest events that have happened both internationally and personally. 

We’re fine and I am not afraid. 

That’s about as plainly as I can say it, and there are a lot of reasons why.  Before I get into that, here is a short summary of everything that has been happening.  North Korea’s newest head of the party Kim Jung Un (no, he isn’t the head of state, that honor is reserved for Kim Il Sun, his long dead grandfather…yes their head of state is a dead man) has been stirring up trouble by conducting an underground nuclear test, launching a long range missile, declaring the armistice (there was no peace treaty) between the South and themselves null and void, and just yesterday told both the foreign missions in their own borders and the expats living in South Korea to get out of dodge by the 10th.  Basically, they have done everything short of actually massing troops at the border to prepare for war.  I am not worried, and neither are most of the locals. 

Things have been escalating for a long time since Kim Jung Il died.  Not to say that things were pink butterflies and rainbows before that, in fact there were 2 major incidents in 2010 including the sinking of a South Korean Ship and the Artillery attack on a border island.  Take a look here for a full list of incidents.  And yet, I am not worried about a war breaking out. 

Is there still a chance of one breaking out?  Sure, but even then I feel perfectly safe here.  Korea is similar to Israel with mandatory military service for all men (I know Israel includes women, while South Korea does not). Sure, the North has virtually every person in their country as a potential member of the military, but remember that they had a recent famine and that South Korea has 3 times the population.  This is not including the 50,000 American forces that are stationed here, and the recent declaration by Japan that they would start deploying forces to be ready for anything. 

Any outbreak of violence will not end with North Koreans doing well in the end.  The only factor that could make this whole situation a lot worse is China.  Should they choose to come in on the side of their traditional ally, then this could be a problem.  However, that seems highly unlikely.  Consider that China even joined in on the most recent round of trade sanctions.  Moreover, China has suffered greatly for the majority of the last century.  Their people are tired and want a measure of stability, and the Chinese government is doing something about it.  This is perhaps the only thing that has prevented the pro-democratic riots from breaking out again since the famous Tiananmen Square Massacre.  Back when President G.W. Bush was looking for easy cash to help finance his tax cuts and the two very expensive wars waged in Iraq and Afghanistan, China was happy to provide support by buying US treasury bonds.  China is heavily invested in the status quo, not only internally, but internationally as well. 
The big question is why are they doing all this?  The simple answer (as I have come to see it) is this, internal North Korean politics.  Kim Jung Un is trying to stir up tension, so that he can look strong and aggressive to the Generals and the party elites.  Not much has gone beyond rhetoric.   

On Monday I heard that one of my last co-workers from Avalon has decided to head home.  This was mostly in response to the North’s decree that all foreigners had get out of the South Korea.  A lot of people are torn up about that, including Emma herself, her students, and many others.  I and the vast majority of others that I know here are staying right where we are. 

For years we have heard empty threat after empty threat.  Most of the locals feel as I do, that the North is using the most powerful weapon that they have, fear.  They have lived under this possibility, with skirmishes happening here and there for nearly 60 years.  This time is no different save one thing.  The North is partially cognizant of how foolish they look. 

Below is a clip of a North Korean expert I found on an Aussie News network, enjoy.